Nude calendar models – A VOTE!

Just to raise the January spirits, we’ve decided to see if there’s scope for the bevy of beauties who swim in Myrtleville to find fame as calendar models. We’re not sure if it’ll be suitable for Pirelli sponsorship, but maybe Massey Ferguson.

As you would imagine, we’ve been inundated with requests to be included in this fictitious endeavour, but we have narrowed it down to six applicants.  They’ve all got a lot of posing experience and each believes he’s the man for the job.

We’re now conducting a poll so the great Myrtlevillian public can nominate our hero for calendaric fame.  And the nominees are…..

 

Here’s a sample of why they might be YOUR choice for stardom.

Open water, sea swimming in Cork, Ireland.

Jim Shalloo – practically ready for the calendar with those togs.

Open water, sea swimming in Cork, Ireland.

Denis – gratuitous shower shots a speciality.

Festive togs market sown up by K. Murphy. Ad agencies beating down his door.

Kieran Murphy – a posing pro. 

Open water, sea swimming in Cork, Ireland.

Phwoar – two for the price of one.  John Kiely or Frank Hallissey?  Vote Now!! 

Open water, sea swimming in Cork, Ireland

Gary Frost – ready to drop the togs and pose, pose, pose.

Vote early, vote often.  Who’s the man for the job?

22 Saturdays from tomorrow and it’s June 10th!

A mere five months and it’ll be time for the RNLI Myrtleville to Church Bay Swim, 2017 – at 5pm on Saturday, June 10th.

Here’s a lovely bit of work by Denis Condon and Anne Sheehy, to remind you why it’s worth training for this highlight of the swimming calendar.

Lots of info and reporting of previous events here: 

https://myrtlevilleswimmers.com/rnli-swim/

Entries will open in late March.  Keep training – it’s worth it.

Christmas Party – this Saturday the 10th at 8.00pm

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Big crowd going on Saturday night to the Oar in Crosshaven.  8.00 start and excellent tunes promised from Brendan O’Brien.  €10 on the night for anyone who hasn’t paid already – to Breda Maguire.

Of course, a night out is nothing without lots of planning ahead for what to wear.  Frank Hallissey is ahead of the posse on this one and has clearly identified a slinky Ralph Lauren number for himself, which he inadvertently shared online.  Lots of leg waxing needed for that one, Frank.

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In fairness to Frank, he’s never shy about showing he’s in touch with his feminine side.  He refuses to give up his lovely pink, fluffy towel to that other softie, K. Murphy.

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Going to be a great night and be sure to dress up well – Frank has set that bar high 🙂

Turkey Swims 2016 – starting tomorrow.

Mariah Carey and Band Aid are on the radio so it must be time for Turkey Swims.

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Remember this is open to everyone who swims regularly in the Sea, no matter where they normally swim! This is not exclusive to any club or group of swimmers, If you want to swim on a date, come along and join in, no matter where the swim is on!  At Myrtleville we can swim on any tide so there is a mix of Morning/afternoon times to try and suit all people days. The Sandycove times are based on tides and are the same as the Sandycove swim calendar. There is a swim on every weekend to give people options.  There is nothing too early, swimming after a party night out is not pleasant!.  

How the ‘Turkey Swims’ work:
** Swimmers Sign In and pay €2 on the day of Swim. (someone will have a money box and sign-in sheet – probably Carol, Angela or Eoin).
** Money Collected goes towards Prizes drawn on 17th/18th Dec at both locations, These include Butcher Vouchers (instead of an actual Turkey) and many other spot prizes (The Edge Vouchers / wine / chocolates / selection boxes etc!). We had over 30 prizes last year.
** Don’t Forget to Pay and Sign In, if you don’t you are not in the draw!
** Make however many swims you can.
** The more you swim, the more times you are entered for the ‘draw’.
** A Swim has no min/max time or distance. Turn up and do what you feel comfortable with on the day. Togs or Wetsuit, up to you, swim safe, stay warm, swim with similar speed buddies. Turning Up for Fresh Air and a chat also counts, sometimes that’s what we need.
** The Swimmers Turkey Series is a Social Event for Cork OW swimming in the Winter. Remember to bring your Flasks for after the swims, Nibbles are always welcome too!, there is talk of some people bringing cake! Have Fun and Enjoy 🙂

Meet a Channel Pilot – Fri 11th

All Swimmers – from Rob Bohane, Bernard Lynch & Carol Cashell:

Friday night 11th November Andy King, CSA English Channel Pilot, will be stopping by in Cork to meet with a few of us for a few drinks. We will be meeting him at the Sin é Pub on Coburg Street at about 8:30 pm. (If you’re arriving late we may also go to the Shelbourne Bar later).

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Andy has successfully piloted 3 swimmers from Cork across the English Channel with the most recent being Bernard Lynch. Having found out that he regularly holidays in Ireland but has never stopped in Cork Bernard and his boat crew wanted to put that to rights.

The invitation is open to all swimmers who just want to go for a drink and don’t mind being bombarded with Channel talk, those who are entertaining notions of future long distance swims and of course obsessive Channel nuts!

Don’t worry it’s not a recruitment drive – no commitments on a first date!!

Hopefully we’ll see you there,

Rob, Carol, Bernard

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Christmas Party – December 10, 2016

For those not on Facebook – from Breda Maguire:

VENUE: THE OAR BAR CROSSHAVEN (upstairs)
DATE: SATURDAY 10TH DECEMBER
TIME: 8.00pm
FULL BAR
FINGER FOOD
DJ : THE FAB BRENDAN O’BRIEN (one of our own Myrtleville swimmers)

Who is invited? EVERYONE WHO SWIMS IN MYRTLEVILLE – SPREAD THE NEWS ITS GONNA BE A GREAT NIGHT…
€10 A HEAD (to Breda Maguire beforehand or on the night)
HOPE YOU ALL CAN COME.

Suave sophistication will no doubt be the order of the evening.  Here’s a couple of shots from previous a Christmas-themed event that some of our lot were left out for.

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See you all there 🙂

A bit of a do – in pictures

A great crowd and a great time in Bunnyconnellan on Friday night.  The speeches were brutal, but all the rest of the evening was really enjoyable.  As ever, Siobhan Russell got some lovely pictures and they’re on Facebook.

Siobhan also captured some of the background colour to the event, which can be so easily missed – if you don’t know what you’re looking for.

First of all you had to get past the bouncers to get in the door.  “Sorry, friend – regulars only…”  You know the kind of thing.

Smiling bouncers - you don't get that everywhere.

Smiling bouncers – you don’t get that everywhere.

Once inside, there was the girls freezing out poor Cait from the glamour shots.  Jealousy, Cait – terrible thing to see.
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For some, the finger food was a bit late coming out and they were ready to eat anything.

Conor Fenlon - Those army fellas are trained to eat whatever's available.  Ramen or Ramsell, it's all the same to Conor.

Conor Fenlon – Those army fellas are trained to eat whatever’s available. Ramen or Ramsell, it’s all the same to Conor.

Finally, there was the guy whose wife told him he was paying for the finger food…

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Great crack all round and a fitting marker for all of the swim achievements by so many Myrtlevillians this year.