As the Turkey Swims drew to a close yesterday, many fantastic prizes had been organised for participants by the intrepid Harris-Cashell team.  There were, however, also a few unwanted clothing discards, dumped by whoever had got stuck with them.

Poor Gary Frost was an unfortunate recipient  a lucky winner of a grey animal welfare item t-shirt which he was unbelievably and unreasonably  delightfully expected to wear.  Ever the gentleman, Gary gamely attempted to put it on – thankful that at least it was in his size, being clearly marked as “L”. 

Thankfulness soon turned to confusion as Gary discovered the new sizing scheme being used down West.  S, M & L around d’Island now stand for Slight, Mini and Little.

Here’s Gary modelling his Little version – soon to be donated to a worthwhile charity (for sizically-challenged people).

L for Little – Gary tries it on.

Tuck in over the Christmas, Gary.  You’re fading away if you can fit into that size.