Trendsetters, that’s what we are down Myrtleville way. I read Karl Henry in the Indo today…..“Get your togs on and jump in. Swimming in the sea is back in vogue”.
Just what we dreamed of – to be “in vogue”. Often we’ve marvelled as our style influencers
shiver down the slip sashay down the catwalk in Myrtleville on a February morning with the crowds ooohing and aaahing about the latest look and how to “work it” – all the mnás gasping “oh, Denis/Daniel/Pat, you’re sooooo voguey with your big, BIG, orange float”. Swoon, like – swoon. Style and In-Vogue-ness, that’s what sea swimming is all about for us.
All vogued-up activities have to have a Season of course – Henley, Ascot, that kind of thing. We’ve got the RNLI Myrtleville to Church Bay Swim on July 3rd, where fashions will be flaunted, style icons will point the way to the latest trends in togs and goggles and there’ll be a general level of vogueidity that even Anna Wintour couldn’t keep up with.
Influencers worth following – two men who never realised what trendsetters they were- or how much they were “in vogue”. Will be signing autographs at the RNLI swim.
Don’t miss the most voguey event of the year – enter now on Active. It’ll be very much like this video, I’d say. Any chance of a flash-mob, Joanne?
May’s a tough month. Lots of swimming because the sun’s up, but cold. Very cold. I love May. Love it. Bye bye, Pool. The water feels cold – “I don’t care” as Trevor Malone said when he jumped in prior to his channel swim a few years ago. Of course, Trevor followed that up with “I’m swimming to France”. Most of us won’t be saying that!
Why am I talking about May? In June? I was too busy lately to spend time on important things – like reading loneswimmer.com. So, I missed the article from two weeks ago that I’d asked for two years ago. “Write fancy stuff about May, Donal”, I said. “More of that flowery shite that Mr. Finbarr loves”. “No”, said Donal. Only a few years later, he changed his mind.
Click here for fancy writing about swimming in May in Ireland.
Mr. Finbarr loved it, I’d say. The Myrtlevillians even got a mention at the end! FAME – at last! You can’t go higher than loneswimmer.com. Thanks, Donal!
We need volunteers to help on the night of the swim with between 200-300 participants expected. We’ll need help with parking, stewards, beach cleaning, registration, gear loading and unloading, timing chip collection etc. We would appreciate if anyone not swimming in the event would give up some time to assist on the night. Please let Damian O’Neill or Bernard Lynch know if you are available or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
Denis and Noreen are very clear on the number of good reasons why you should not volunteer if you’re not swimming. A big zero!
If you’re going to swim and haven’t done so Get entered now on Active. No entries allowed on the night.
Paul Ramsell posted a question on the Facebook group recently regarding drinks and feeds during long swims. He got some great responses from experienced swimmers covering all kinds of 5:4:1, Lo4 and Hi5 mixes, 45 minute intervals, preparatory porridge packing, hot water etc. Everything he could want to know. Except the truth.
The truth is the top swimmers don’t like to share the secrets of their success. They’ll spout about carbs and protein, but they’re really powering themselves on 5.1% malt and yeast. Occasionally one of them will let their guard down and us lesser mortals will get a glimpse of how they’re really able to perform at the level they do.
Like this morning, when Bernie Lynch was overtired from powerwashing his garden and didn’t think to keep a towel over his nutritional stash. He just threw a pair of jocks on the box. Peroni. That’s his secret. That’s what makes him so successful. Others have their own preferred brand but it’s clearly all down to their chosen drink.
A tired B. Lynch looking a bit confused as to why his picture was being taken.
OOOPs. The moment when he realises the secret is out.
So now you know, Mr. Ramsell. Plenty of time to make a stop at some
off-licences nutritional supply centres on the way up the country to Carlingford today. Just a word of warning – overexposure to your chosen power supply can lead to meltdown.
Bernard after a bit of a day out from Dover, August 2016.
A maximum of 300 entries are going to be accepted for the swim on July 3rd.
We are currently heading past 200 (lots of people were busy at the weekend 🙂 ) so while there’s still space, it will disappear as the weather improves. If you’re planning to swim – enter early.
Entries online via Active only. Enter here.
We can’t promise there will be dolphins that evening, but they’re available as training partners in Myrtleville at the moment – as caught by Siobhan Russell yesterday.
The Myrtleville Showers barbershop quartet, led by Antoinette “Madonna” Wilson will also be performing on the evening. Not to be missed.
Get entered if you don’t want to miss out.
Latest updates, thanks to Carol Cashell:
Don’t forget to enter for July 3rd, on Active now.
During a review of the 2017 Myrtleville to Church Bay event, it was noted that some participants commented that there were only prizes for first to third in male and female categories. Other boys and girls felt left out and went home feeling sad that they didn’t get a prize. “Other swims give everyone a prize”, said one commenter. “I deserve a medal too”, said
Pat Lowry another sad boy.
Responding to this feedback, the non-committee of the Church Bay swim conducted a call for voluntary sponsors, in order that an expanded range of prizes would be on offer. While we won’t have one for everybody in the audience, there will be more winning swimmers. We are delighted to announce four new categories, prizes and sponsors.
Given that this is a new departure for our event, we felt it was appropriate to allow each sponsor to nominate – or indeed, invent – the category for which their prize would be awarded. The criteria for each winner were decided by the various sponsors.
The additional prizes to be competed for on July 3rd are:
- Category One: First female swimmer named Sheehy who has a sister named Carmen
- Prize: Romantic night for two in Charlie’s Bar on Union Quay
- Sponsor: Denis Condon
- Category Two: First male breast stroke swimmer from Barnsley who knows his way round the snap and sup in KC’s
- Prize: 1 year subscription to Weight Watchers
- Sponsor: Cáit Ní Ghréilligh
- Category Three: First mustachioed Alcatraz swimmer named John, who helps out Penny Dinners a lot
- Prize: Voucher entitling winner to pay for two weeks holiday in Lanzarote
- Sponsor: Martina Kiely
- Category Four: First brave boy named Pat who has a brother called Eoin and does paramedicy stuff
- Prize: A big hug from his fan club
- Sponsor: Denise Lowry
We are hopeful that we will receive further similar no-strings-attached sponsorship offerings. Great to see the generosity of our sponsors.
Don’t miss your chance to win! Get entered now: