Munster Open Water Swim Calendar 2019

With thanks to Carol Cashell, the latest version of the calendar is here:

Munster Open Water Swim Calendar 2019

As long as you’re entered on June 20th, you’re grand 🙂

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2019 RNLI Myrtleville-Church Bay Swim

Entries are now open for the RNLI swim on Thursday, June 20th at 7.00PM.

Enter here:

https://myrtlevilleswimmers.niftyentries.com/RNLI-Swim

 

14 February – Denis’s Day.

This 14th of February, let’s give due homage to the Valentinest Valentine of them all.

Denis.  One name – that’s all that’s needed.  Like Pele. Bono. Rasputin. Prince.  One name – a single word – and everyone knows who you mean.  His fame abounds.  That one name conjures up the images.  Female admirers flock to see him swim.  Meet him.  Be with him. Warm him, post-swim. 

Some use other single words to describe him.  Casanova. Charmer. Langer (they’re just jealous fellas, Denis – don’t mind them: it’s seeing the queue for a spin in the Yaris that drives the other men mad).Yes, of course, there are begrudgers.  No man with such a magnetic attraction for d’opposite sex could avoid the envy of other, less sensually successful men.  As his adoring mnás surround him each day, the other men wonder, “how does he do it”? 

How does he have them flock to him, while he loudly laments, “Ye’re all ancient. ‘Tis young wans we want down here, not a load of ould cougars.  Young wans, I’m tellin’ye. The rest of ye can bring de buns, though, then go down the slip out of sight of the newer models.  We need upgrades around here.”

How does he survive – and thrive?  “Treatin dem mean, to keep dem keen, like.” And yet – still they come to pay homage.  Feeding him.  Lauding him with buns. Amazing.  He must have phenomenal pheromones.

Let’s not wonder too much.  Let’s just learn from him, lads.  Acknowledge and admire him.  His is the way, the truth and the light.  Follow the path of Denis and the rich Bounties of life will be yours too (or if not Bounties, some nice buns at least).  Denis’s Day.  One to celebrate.  Get up, ya good thing.

Volunteers needed – always. Let’s work together.

It’s a great time of year for planning which swims to enter over the Summer.  Some are taking entries already and Carol Cashell is putting the Munster OWS Calendar together (thanks, Carol 🙂 ).  

While you’re making your plans, give some thought to helping out at one of the swims.  Most swims are very glad to get offers of help – registering, timekeeping, parking, kayaking, boat-support – the list of jobs goes on and as numbers of entrants rise, more volunteers are needed.  

Here’s a blast of Canned Heat to get you in the volunteering mood.

All pictures thanks to Siobhan Russell.

Size matters

As the Turkey Swims drew to a close yesterday, many fantastic prizes had been organised for participants by the intrepid Harris-Cashell team.  There were, however, also a few unwanted clothing discards, dumped by whoever had got stuck with them.

Poor Gary Frost was an unfortunate recipient  a lucky winner of a grey animal welfare item t-shirt which he was unbelievably and unreasonably  delightfully expected to wear.  Ever the gentleman, Gary gamely attempted to put it on – thankful that at least it was in his size, being clearly marked as “L”. 

Thankfulness soon turned to confusion as Gary discovered the new sizing scheme being used down West.  S, M & L around d’Island now stand for Slight, Mini and Little.

Here’s Gary modelling his Little version – soon to be donated to a worthwhile charity (for sizically-challenged people).

L for Little - Gary tries it on.

L for Little – Gary tries it on.

Tuck in over the Christmas, Gary.  You’re fading away if you can fit into that size.

Back Beach Boys – Beware

Some of you may recall the efforts to encourage swimmers away from the heaven that is Myrtleville and into “fresh” water.  These efforts were thwarted, but now a new challenge has emerged.  Under the guise of offering an opportunity to swim on those rare days that the SE winds make Myrtleville “challenging”, a number of bad hombres and mnás are seeking to lure unsuspecting swimmers to “the back beach” in a secret location (over in Fountainstown). 

They make ludicrous claims like “no swimming in Myrtleville until December” and issue the siren call of  “join us for a feed at the back beach”.  This is being done on a day when Myrtleville looks like this…….

Beautiful, swimmable Myrtleville. Just waiting for you to enjoy.

Don’t be fooled!  Don’t go down that “back beach” road.  The rogue splinter group appear to be led by a shadowy, anonymous figure known only as “Daniel Swagrzyk, formerly of Barnsley, now living in Fountainstown”.  How we’re supposed to identify him from that limited information, I just don’t know.

Be strong, Swimmers.  Resist the cake calls. Stay close to home in beautiful Myrtleville.  The “back beach”?  There be dragons.