During a review of the 2017 Myrtleville to Church Bay event, it was noted that some participants commented that there were only prizes for first to third in male and female categories. Other boys and girls felt left out and went home feeling sad that they didn’t get a prize. “Other swims give everyone a prize”, said one commenter. “I deserve a medal too”, said
Pat Lowry another sad boy.
Responding to this feedback, the non-committee of the Church Bay swim conducted a call for voluntary sponsors, in order that an expanded range of prizes would be on offer. While we won’t have one for everybody in the audience, there will be more winning swimmers. We are delighted to announce four new categories, prizes and sponsors.
Given that this is a new departure for our event, we felt it was appropriate to allow each sponsor to nominate – or indeed, invent – the category for which their prize would be awarded. The criteria for each winner were decided by the various sponsors.
The additional prizes to be competed for on July 3rd are:
- Category One: First female swimmer named Sheehy who has a sister named Carmen
- Prize: Romantic night for two in Charlie’s Bar on Union Quay
- Sponsor: Denis Condon
- Category Two: First male breast stroke swimmer from Barnsley who knows his way round the snap and sup in KC’s
- Prize: 1 year subscription to Weight Watchers
- Sponsor: Cáit Ní Ghréilligh
- Category Three: First mustachioed Alcatraz swimmer named John, who helps out Penny Dinners a lot
- Prize: Voucher entitling winner to pay for two weeks holiday in Lanzarote
- Sponsor: Martina Kiely
- Category Four: First brave boy named Pat who has a brother called Eoin and does paramedicy stuff
- Prize: A big hug from his fan club
- Sponsor: Denise Lowry
We are hopeful that we will receive further similar no-strings-attached sponsorship offerings. Great to see the generosity of our sponsors.
Don’t miss your chance to win! Get entered now:
The more Myrtleville swimmers and beach users who know CPR, the better. Here’s a great opportunity to get free training next Sunday.
Carrigaline Community First Responders are running a Free CPR Awareness and Training day on Sunday 15th April 2018 from 10.00am to 6.00pm in the Carrigaline Court Hotel.
The main aim of this event is to provide Free Hands only CPR Training to as many of the public as possible on the day. It is also to raise the awareness of the importance of providing immediate assistance in the event of Cardiac Arrest, in the form of excellent quality compressions.
As part of the community awareness day the Carrigaline Community First Responder have organised free Health screening for anyone who wishes to avail of it. This screening will be run by qualified nurses and EMTs. It is completely confidential and carried out in a secluded setting.
The Hands-only CPR awareness day has been very kindly supported by Janssen Sciences Ireland and the Carrigaline Court Hotel.
News just in from Glen Barton….
As you kindly made us all aware last week that last night would host the first of the 6pm swims of 2018. But little did we three think that we would have the Myrtleville bath to ourselves and parking restrictions were non-existent. Yes three lonesome souls kick-started the 6pm swims of 2018.
It’s just a pity that the other 4997 Myrtleville Swimmers (non-club) Fair-weather Sailors missed out on such a magical evening of sub-surface song & dance.
After the event, it was decided to deploy a Search & Rescue Dog named ‘Dante’ (a crackin lookin fella by the way) who was fortunate enough to be on a training exercise in the area with his handler Joanne Horgan, in a bid to locate the missing 4997 so-called swimmers.
But efforts were delayed as the dog team had to locate their ‘missing person’ of the training exercise first. Not naming names or anything but if Dodger Ramsell didn’t decide to hide 170 feet up a vertical cliff face off Fennell’s Bay, then some of the swimmers may have been reunited with their loved ones in a more timely fashion.
The search was stood-down at nightfall, and will resume at first light tomorrow morning with 136 more Search Dogs being drafted in from all parts of the world, the assistance of the Coastguard Rescue Helicopter 117, various Maritime Search & Rescue agencies, along with some feen called Condon that’s supposed to have superior local knowledge of the area.
Our efforts will continue until 17:59 on Monday 3rd Apr, at which time you will find us back in the Myrtleville bath. All are welcome.
Glen Barton 🙂
The world-famous 6 pm Myrtleville Monday swims are recommencing on Monday, March 26th, once the clocks have sprung forward.
If you’re going to join the fun for the first time, read this post so that you’re clear on personal responsibility:
If you’re an experienced open water swimmer – read it anyway. No harm reminding ourselves that it’s ALL ABOUT SWIMMING SAFELY.
Let’s get the Summer started 🙂
Here’s hoping your day is going well. However it is going, it’s got to be better than poor Mike Harris’ morning. After a beautiful swim in Myrtleville (sure where else would he be?) Mr. Harris was subjected to checking if someone needed a shower before being allowed into the sea. No sign of the Lynx effect, chez Lynch. Feck sake, there’s a special offer on deodorant in Centra Crosshaven. Does he not know that?
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone. Good luck to Nemo and Ireland!
The Committee Of Leading Dignitaries Who Initiate Necessary Decisions (C.O.L.D. W.I.N.D.) have met in closed session and
are happy enough regret to announce that Denis Condon has been suspended from having a presence on the beach for one week. (He still has to go down and clean off the shower area as part of his community service, though. He has to stay on the concrete bit. Watch him – make sure he does.)
The decision on this suspension has not been taken lightly but the weather has been shocking and somebody has to be responsible. Mr. Condon is that person.
Ranting on the suspension, the Committee Chairperson said:
“For feck sake, Denis, stop putting up on Facebook about beastie easties and lack of sand and all that crap. Say nothing and the waves won’t be there. The snow was bad enough but we left you off that one. You’re just tearing the ass out of it now with this latest carry-on.”
This “say-nothing” approach has, of course, been scientifically proven to work.
The Chairperson continued less rantingly:
“We look forward to welcoming Mr. Condon back to the beach and among the throngs of Myrtleville Swimmers, once he’s copped on about all this bad weather talk.”
By Order — C.O.L.D. W.I.N.D.
Mr. Denis Condon. Completely to blame for the bad weather.
As an extension of our #supporttheweakercounties initiative to try to keep swimming alive down West, we noted that our SISC friends are now resorting to promotion of money laundering activities – presumably to defray costs of goat feed etc.
This email was received from Swim Sandycove’s google group email –
Once again, we earnestly exhort all Myrtlevillians to spare a thought for our less fortunate near-neighbours (the few of them that are left) and consider a swim near d’Island to keep up the pretence it’s a popular swimming venue. While you’re there, see if there’s a poor box that you could slip a few quid into so they can abandon this money-laundering plan. It’s not one of their better ones.
With the commitment of just a tiny percentage of the hundreds and hundreds (and hundreds) of Myrtleville Swimmers, we can help out these poor few unfortunates.