Standing tall and refusing to be pushed by Denis into swimming only in Fountaina, Breda Maguire was greeted for the dawn swim today by cheering crowds of supporters and anti-Condon activists (eight of us, although the cheering was very quiet at 6am).

Breda Maguire – stiff upper lip (or a big smile anyway), painted toenails and an admirable refusal to be bullied out of Myrtleville by Denis “Feckin” Condon.

To further rub it in to Denis, Breda had prepared a few snacks for us when we were finished the swim.

A few snacks – Breda-style.

 Bet you’re sorry you stayed in bed now, Denis.  You’ll be lucky to get a packet of Taytos at that 9.00 swim.  Breda’s here to stay.

The CCCCC (Central Committee for Counteraction of Condon Campaigns) met in emergency session this morning, to deal with an assault of negative waves on the positive vibes found in Myrtleville.   This attack is being orchestrated by Denis “It’s my beach and where’s the cake” Condon.  He has determined that there are now too many swimmers in Myrtleville and he has vowed to get them to move to other locations.

It may be recalled that action had to be taken in 2015 to combat Mr. Condon’s efforts to get ordinary, decent swimmers into the “fresh” water Camps of North Corkorea.  This latest Denisian effort is the culmination of his extreme dissatisfaction with  – Quotes:

• Shaggers parkin’ in my feckin’ space
• Feck all cake from de mnás – if dey’re not feedin’ us, dere’s no room
• Dat bloody O’Neill bashin’ into me and my mott
• Dat Maguire wan keepin’ de cakes in Fountaina

His plan is to be found in the last grievance quoted.  He has taken aim at poor, unsuspecting Breda Maguire and is encouraging all swimmers to join her in Fountainstown, or as Denis calls it (quote from Facebook) “BREDA MAGUIRE bay where she now has move her feeding station to”.  

Denis gleefully outlining his master plans to various associates this morning as he schemes how to get “his” Myrtleville back for himself and his followers and feeders. “‘Tis lovely over dere with Breda, I’ll tell ’em.  Dey’ll fall for dat”.

Other perceived Condon issues and grievances were noted by the CCCCC. However, after due consideration and in a lengthy ruling by its standards, the Committee issued the following statement:  “Shag him.”

Following this ruling, we now advise all swimmers to beware of Denis promising good times and unlimited cake just over the road in Fountainstown.  Myrtleville is where it’s at. He’ll just have to make room.  Or join us for this any morning – lots of room at 6am, Denis. No cake, though.

Glen Barton did great work capturing the magic of Myrtleville at dawn this morning.  So few people realise that just before dawn, the star display forms…

….then when the sun rises, you get this beautiful vista as swimmers go in.  In this case, Rebeca Power gets in and is then followed by a big, slow-moving creature (not a basking shark this time).

And you chose to have a lie in?  Or worse – the pool?  Bad decision.  Friday at 06.10 anyone?

In case you missed it, two of our fellow swimmers (and now meedja stars) were on the Ray Darcy Show on Wednesday.  The podcast link is here and they are in the full first ten minutes, then intermittently with Colin Hay from ’80s band, Men at Work for the next ten.  

Fantastic job.  Apologies for the imperfect image I screen captured from this video.

Mairead and Tom on the Ray Darcy Show with Colin Hay from Men at Work serenading them.

This is the most fantastic video EVER.  Take a bow Mairead Ní Mhaoileóin, Tom Bermingham and Tom McCarthy.  Well done to Motherland Films and Adam Patterson.  Absolutely delighted with this.