Based on representations received from many, many (many) correspondents, we can now confirm that there won’t be any new sign going up in Myrtleville any time soon.

Furthermore, the suspected sponsor of said cancelled sign was shown his place this morning.  Sentiments such as, “You want cakes, we’ll feckin’ show you how to get cakes…”, may have been expressed.

Denis – the option was “make choux or get the sole of a shoe”.

He’ll be back.  Doubtcha, Denis.