They say crime never pays and even the most experienced master-criminals run the risk of getting caught and doing time.
Our own local crime-boss, Denis Cregan-Condon, was done for one of his scams recently. To avoid a spell inside, he plea-bargained the sentence down to community service – he hoodwinked the judge into believing he would be maintaining the showers in Myrtleville.
The wily old fox pulls up in the Mobile Sales Yaris every morning, goes for a swim, deploys the brush for five minutes and fecks off (after the cakes are finished).
No wonder he’s smiling 🙂