Thanks to Carol Cashell, the updated calendar is here.
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Just thought I’d put in a picture of Maeve – no connection to the calendar 🙂

Thanks to Carol Cashell, the updated calendar is here.
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Just thought I’d put in a picture of Maeve – no connection to the calendar 🙂

It’s easily known Denis is back. Moaning on Facebook has recommenced – bigly, as someone once said. Today’s moan, for those sensibly avoiding Facebook, was about getting bitten by sea lice.
Thankfully, Deirdre Dwane put him back in his box by posting the following useful piece of information:
In future, Mr. Condon, we’d appreciate if there could be a bit more accuracy in your moans and less speculative, uninformed conjecture.
Here’s a bit more information, since you didn’t bother to conduct extensive research (Open Google, type question, finish research) like some of us did:
Future commentary on this phenomenon will be expected to be precise and along the lines of:
“Ah for feck sake, I’m bitten raw by some planktonic larval stages of certain jellyfish”, or
“Christ, the itching from cnidarian larvae is brutal today”.
Or even, “Are you all scratchy from a dose of the nematocysts tonight, Anne?”
Get it right, Denis, FFS.
There was a time when Siobhan Russell would have gone to the opening of an envelope to see her hero, Steve Redmond. Nowadays, she’s so caught up in the whirl of her hectic celebrity-snapper’s lifestyle that a 6.30AM swim in Myrtleville was too much hassle. She was hardly in the door from the Robert’s Cove Hill Climb bikers after-party at that time 🙂
Meanwhile down at the beach, poor Steve suffered on. Despite being jilted at the slip, he couldn’t hide his delight at being in Myrtleville for a dip in the warm (really, really warm this morning – even Denis won’t have to lie) and velvety smooth sea.

Steve Redmond in Myrtleville for a dip this morning.
He might have missed Siobhan, but Steve was delighted to meet our own hard-core men, Pat and Tom.

Meet the stars – Steve Redmond gets to have his photo taken with Pat Higgins and Tom Bermingham. “Better than any Oceans Seven”, said Steve 🙂
Come back soon, Steve. We’ll try to fit you into Siobhan’s diary.
It seems like years since our spiritual criminal mastermind leader was amongst his throng on the beach. A timely reminder of his vaunted good looks seems necessary.

Phwoar, I hear the ladies say. Swoon! When will we see him again, they wail??
But wait!! Stepping into the breach of Denismissingitis evident around Myrtleville, a local entrepreneur has created what is sure to become the must-have toy for all Myrtlevillian households this Christmas, The Woolly Denis Doll.

Woolly Denis Doll – gotta get one!
Mairéad Ní Mhaoileóin has ramped up production of the dolls to coincide with the ever-closer return of our hero.

Denis Doll Action Shot – on location at the bench by the beach.
What more could the Myrtlevillian ladies (AKA De Mnás) and jealous guys (for sticking pins into) want for Christmas? Get your orders in now to MNM Knitters Worldwide, c/o Myrtleville Beach.
It’s fantastic to see new swims being completed in Cork Harbour. There are lots of options here at home, without travel costs 🙂
From Ian Venner:
Another bright Saturday morning (12 Aug) found Gary Frost, Ger Venner and Maeve O’Connor sneaking up the Ballinacurra River a little before HW. Having had the taste of distance swimming in the harbour a few weeks back around Spike, a plan had been hatched.
To keep mileage up in between, Maeve and Ger were joined by Shane Gannon and Breda Maguire (in togs) for a jaunt from Myrtleville to Roberts’ Cove the previous Friday. A lovely evening swim and well done to Breda especially, who had swum that route three years previously in a wetsuit.








From Ian Venner;
What started as a chat about swimming home from Spike Island after a 5k run saw four Myrtleville Swimmers jump on a rib at 0830 on Saturday 29th July and head for the West Camber at Fort Camden. Gary Frost (togs), Ger Venner, Ian Heffernan and Maeve O’Connor (wetsuits) were about to embark on the First Known attempt to swim from Camden to Spike and back – a measured distance of 7k.

The breeze picked up to 15-20kts under a few clouds, creating a heavy chop at the corners of Spike. First feed stop was at the NE corner, in the shelter, where Sammy the Seal’s harbour cousin popped up to inspect these strange visitors.
Around the back of the island in very sheltered conditions, picking up some of the beginning of the ebb/wind driven current towards the pier. Ferries to and from the island were avoided, and another small stop was had west of the pier prior to the push for home.

The tide running out the back channel helped a little at this stage, but that also created wind over tide conditions which meant the swimmers were dropping off waves or going through them. The waves & falling tide also made sighting and course made good very challenging. The closer to Camden they got, however, it became more about the tide and less about the waves. The four swimmers crossed the mouth of the Owenabue in two batches between traffic, and fought the outgoing current to land on the pier at Camden, 2 hours 50 minutes and 8k covered distance after setting off.

Jimmy Long has very kindly offered to open up the old Coast Guard station for parking for swimmers this afternoon. This will hold a maximum of 35 cars so come early if you want one of these, rather than the spaces available at the Rugby Club.
Drive past the beach and there will be a volunteer guiding cars into the station, if there are places left! I’d say don’t bother if you’re not there by 5.00! These gates are the way in and will be open.
33 hours 35 minutes. Not easy 😊

Myrtleville Selkies English Channel Relay Team

This is just going to look great when it’s finished 🙂
Only a few KM left now. Dover well in sight.

24 hours done and headed for the separation zone on the way back to Dover. Coffee time for Marie.
