Nude calendar models – A VOTE!

Just to raise the January spirits, we’ve decided to see if there’s scope for the bevy of beauties who swim in Myrtleville to find fame as calendar models. We’re not sure if it’ll be suitable for Pirelli sponsorship, but maybe Massey Ferguson.

As you would imagine, we’ve been inundated with requests to be included in this fictitious endeavour, but we have narrowed it down to six applicants.  They’ve all got a lot of posing experience and each believes he’s the man for the job.

We’re now conducting a poll so the great Myrtlevillian public can nominate our hero for calendaric fame.  And the nominees are…..

 

Here’s a sample of why they might be YOUR choice for stardom.

Open water, sea swimming in Cork, Ireland.

Jim Shalloo – practically ready for the calendar with those togs.

Open water, sea swimming in Cork, Ireland.

Denis – gratuitous shower shots a speciality.

Festive togs market sown up by K. Murphy. Ad agencies beating down his door.

Kieran Murphy – a posing pro. 

Open water, sea swimming in Cork, Ireland.

Phwoar – two for the price of one.  John Kiely or Frank Hallissey?  Vote Now!! 

Open water, sea swimming in Cork, Ireland

Gary Frost – ready to drop the togs and pose, pose, pose.

Vote early, vote often.  Who’s the man for the job?

So, who IS that girl?

The girl in question from yesterday’s quiz was pictured in 1974 with her cousin, Tricia Dwane.  Her name is Staunton, but she’s better known to all of us as our shining star, Mrs. Siobhan Russell.

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Also, for music junkies, Dave Stewart appears in the video escorted by a variety of guest stars including Cheryl Baker and Jay Aston of Bucks Fizz, Kiki Dee, Hazel O’Connor, Kate Garner of Haysi Fantayzee and all four members of Bananarama (including Stewart’s future wife, Siobhan Fahey and future group member Jacquie O’Sullivan who would replace Fahey in Bananarama in 1988). The gender-bending pop star Marilyn also makes an appearance in the video as another of Stewart’s escorts. 

By the way, Ms. Lennox  also appears as a man and in the last scene is actually kissing herself in male and female guises.  Mad stuff for 1983!

Now, get back to swimming.  Here’s another gratuitous shower shot to get you in the mood.  Or – given the model – put you off your breakfast.

Mr. Lowry becomes Mr. Showery.

Mr. Lowry becomes Mr. Showery.

Who’s that girl?

Never let it be said that we at Myrtleville Swimmers Meedja Enterprises & Associated Guff Production Inc. are not always looking for ways to keep our most loyal and committed fans – both of them – entertained.

Today we’re playing “Who’s that girl?” – and doing it not only with a Eurythmics soundtrack but also a further quiz based on the soundtrack video.  Mad or wha’?  You wouldn’t get that in San……, but anyway, let’s not digress.

Right, first of all, here’s a picture taken of serious swimmers about to swim to the Dutchman at some point in the 1970’s.  This was taken in Fennell’s Bay, so the swim to the Rock was more manageable for the young athletes.  Note particularly the coolest of cool togs – WITH skirt – modelled by the girl on the right.  That same girl on the right is still to be found swimming regularly at Fennell’s, the Dutchman and, of course, Myrtleville.

The question is – who’s that girl?1974-about-fennells-bay-tricia-dwane-cousin-siobhan-staunton

While you’re thinking about it, enjoy the dulcet tones of Ms. Lennox.  Watch the video and – if you’re of a certain era – enjoy spotting how many of the ladies accompanying Mr. Stewart are actually pop stars in their own right.  

See – the most funnest swimmy-type site in the whole world.  No competition. 

Making waves

While committed open water swimmers will tolerate the pool, they miss the waves from the open sea.  There were suggestions from the mystery correspondent who sent in this picture (thanks, Glen), that the actions of one M. Watson amounted to disruptive delinquency.  

However, we feel sure that our Marie wouldn’t be into that crack.  She was just trying to make herself feel at home, by creating some wave-like conditions in the pool. Maith an cailín, Marie.

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2016 in pictures

Siobhan Russell is at the heart of everything happening in Myrtleville.  Her pictures give us all great reminders of the fun to be had swimming at the beach and we are so lucky that she is involved.

She’s put together her 2016 pictures into about 38 mins of fantastic memories.  Grab a coffee and take the time out to enjoy it.

Thanks again, Siobhan.  We really do appreciate you 🙂

Shower Envy

It’s always after Christmas that the new toys start appearing at the beach, leaving some of us feeling a bit left behind.  

There are, for example, many of us who thought the HarCon 1.75L Manual Shower was as good as it got.  It was, therefore, a bit of a shock on Saturday morning when Gary Frost produced his All-New, Just-Delivered-By-Santa, HarCon 2000 5L Pump Primed Shower.

Talk about an “I-Want-One-Of-Those” moment.

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Gary with his 5L Pump Primed HarCon model. Certainly left those of us on the old 1.75L Manual feeling a bit underwhelmed.

I did my best to hide the feelings of inadequacy and waffled about wanting to “keep it real” and “going back to vinyl”, “retro” etc.  It was all just a front, though.  

Fortunately for me, both Messrs. Harris and Condon were at the beach on Saturday.  I was able to stop in to the HarCon Mobile Yaris Sales Pod and get advice on how best to respond.  Amazingly, it involved me parting with loadsa cash.  The end justifies the means, though (as the salesmen kept telling me).

Let’s just say, I’m looking forward to next Saturday morning, post-swim…

Open water, sea swimming in Cork, Ireland.

Me with my all-new HarCon 2017 Power Shower Deluxe. Bring it on, Gary!!

Anyone have a loan of a generator, by the way?

22 Saturdays from tomorrow and it’s June 10th!

A mere five months and it’ll be time for the RNLI Myrtleville to Church Bay Swim, 2017 – at 5pm on Saturday, June 10th.

Here’s a lovely bit of work by Denis Condon and Anne Sheehy, to remind you why it’s worth training for this highlight of the swimming calendar.

Lots of info and reporting of previous events here: 

https://myrtlevilleswimmers.com/rnli-swim/

Entries will open in late March.  Keep training – it’s worth it.

Congratulations to Steve Redmond

Congratulations to Steve Redmond on the news that he’s going to be inducted into the prestigious International Marathon Swimming Hall of Fame next April.  It’s hard to imagine a more worthy recipient.

Of course, we will now shamelessly claim his success for Myrtleville.  We have the pictures to prove it.

Steve with the Hat - to which he attributes all his success.****

Steve with the Hat – to which he attributes all his success.****

Steve with his most devoted fan. Mad about him, she is.

Steve with his most devoted fan. Mad about him, she is.

**** Note : Steve didn’t have the Hat until long after his Oceans 7 heroics.  A mere detail and timeline blip we’re ignoring here.

Congratulations, Mr. Redmond 🙂

Christmas Party – this Saturday the 10th at 8.00pm

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Big crowd going on Saturday night to the Oar in Crosshaven.  8.00 start and excellent tunes promised from Brendan O’Brien.  €10 on the night for anyone who hasn’t paid already – to Breda Maguire.

Of course, a night out is nothing without lots of planning ahead for what to wear.  Frank Hallissey is ahead of the posse on this one and has clearly identified a slinky Ralph Lauren number for himself, which he inadvertently shared online.  Lots of leg waxing needed for that one, Frank.

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In fairness to Frank, he’s never shy about showing he’s in touch with his feminine side.  He refuses to give up his lovely pink, fluffy towel to that other softie, K. Murphy.

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Going to be a great night and be sure to dress up well – Frank has set that bar high 🙂