Ballinacurra to Cobh – a Marathon swim

It’s fantastic to see new swims being completed in Cork Harbour.  There are lots of options here at home, without travel costs 🙂

From Ian Venner: 

Another bright Saturday morning (12 Aug) found Gary Frost, Ger Venner and Maeve O’Connor sneaking up the Ballinacurra River a little before HW.  Having had the taste of distance swimming in the harbour a few weeks back around Spike, a plan had been hatched. To keep mileage up in between, Maeve and Ger were joined by Shane Gannon and Breda Maguire (in togs) for a jaunt from Myrtleville to Roberts’ Cove the previous Friday.  A lovely evening swim and well done to Breda especially, who had swum that route three years previously in a wetsuit. 

Anyway, back to East Cork, where at 0847 the three swimmers slid into the quiet backwater (within sight of the N25) and headed off. The route was incredibly scenic, with wooded hills, gold and green fields, old stone walls and the odd rotting hulk (but enough about Gary). 
2k brought the team to the entrance to the Ballinacurra River, across from Rathcoursey, once a thriving fishing village with its own design of hooker.  Some wrecks of these still show at low water.
A quick feed stop, recheck bearings and off towards Marlogue and East Ferry.  The WNW breeze, having almost a 7k fetch across the back of Great Island and meeting the falling tide created tough conditions. This lasted for about a kilometre until the shelter of Marlogue Woods created glassy calm conditions. 
Another quick feed, then down past Murph’s Pub, East Ferry Marina where the shadowy lines of Thunderchild were just visible in the rainshower, and past the amazingly picturesque Holy Trinity Church nestled in the woods. 
The falling tide made that a very quick 2.5k to Marlogue Point, right across from Aghada (where there was an Airship station in WWI). Just over half the distance done, but not yet half the swimming.
At the entrance to East Ferry, the swimmers took a hard right turn and sighted the spire on Cobh Cathedral all the way.  They were joined by a very light grey seal briefly  after the turn, who then found more interesting things to do, much to their relief.
Passing the tall stack of the power station to the South, the trio stayed close to shore trying to avoid that Westerly chop which again had built (over tide) along the northern shore.  However, that eased the further they swam and passing Gleann Mór conditions became benign again. 
The temptation to hug the shore into Cuskinny Bay was to be avoided, as it would have added almost 1k to the trip. Almost straight across, with a little right in the direction to pick up an ebb push along the shores from Cuskinny House along the steep-to wooded shores. Any further out to sea and an unswimmable ebb in the main channel would have put paid to the trip.
The team landed under the wall of Cove Fort, built in 1743 and now home to Port Operations and the Titanic Memorial Garden. The distance measures 10k on the maps, but the swimmers covered 12k on the day in 4 hours and 3 minutes. Water temp was between 14.5 and 16 degrees for the duration. Yours truly was pilot and largely just drank lots of coffee!
The usual cries of “never again”, “I’m only doing 5k from now” and the like soon faded later that evening as the little whatsapp group started having notions once more…
Whatever else is next, we live in an amazing harbour in the midst of an amazing coastline, with so many scenic swims that are unparalleled in beauty – go swim them.

RNLI Myrtleville-Church Bay Swim 2017

With 311 entries, this was by far the largest entry we have ever had for the swim.   Thanks again to everyone involved – to all of the volunteers, the RNLI, Coast Guard, Order of Malta, Funkytown, Gardai, Centra staff, Sea Scouts, Jimmy Long and local residents in Myrtleville and Church Bay.

Conditions were excellent and every swimmer completed the course in under an hour, which was fantastic.  Antoinette Wilson and Mark Neaves battled it out for the honour of getting first mention on this report but they were so nice to each other, we’ll give them both equal billing.

At the other end of the field, Amy Wolfe was determined to show Bernard Lynch she was actually doing some training, despite what he told her during the week.  Leading the field home shut him up on that one.  Well done, Ms. Wolfe.  

Lizzie Lee was the second lady home, transitioning back from Olympic marathon running!  Jenny Smith was the first lady home on togs.

Brian Desmond from Galway in a wetsuit led the men home with Trevor Malone and Ned Denison behind him knocking lumps off each other all the way to the finish.  There was no way to separate them, so they’re going to try again in the Lee Swim next Saturday 🙂

The youngest competitor was Mae Irwin, who swam with Angela Harris.  Well done, Mae!

Not be outdone by Angela, the oldest participant was Mr. Harris.  It wouldn’t be the same without him 🙂

Full results are available at this link

Siobhan Russell once again produced a brilliant photo record of the evening.

This year was our first chip timing and a floating finish.  Anne Sheehy gave us a new perspective on the swim with lots of pictures as swimmers hit the finish.  Well worth having a look through here.

Thanks again to everyone involved.

RNLI swim – jelly removal

Swimmers have noted an increase in jellyfish activity in the past few days. Investigators have determined that in the absence of rough water for his Distance Camp swimmers, Ned Denison developed a new challenging strategy for them.  In the past few weeks, he has been dumping millions of baby jellies in the waters off Cork – just to watch them grow and then hear the swimmers scream as they plough through them. 

In Myrtleville, the Committee Of What De Feck To Do With De Shaggin’ Jellies (COWDFTDWDSJ) met in emergency session on Sunday night, just after batin’ Clare out de gate in Thurles, minor AND senior (Up the Rebels!).  Various strategies were explored, all of which sounded more and more feasible as the pints mounted up.

In summary, the following was decided:

Get an underwater scoop to lead the swim, bashing jellies aside as we go.  This is it being prepared this morning by Angela Carazza and Siobhan Russell at their dawn swim.  Thanks, ladies.

Further safeguard our swimmers by having the entire route trawled repeatedly by local fishing fleets.  Sample nets are on express order for Thursday.

Finally, in a bid to keep Mr. Denison from advancing his dastardly plot and mining the route with millions more jellies, we are deploying suitable weaponry along the course.

Guaranteed jelly-free swimming in Myrtleville this Thursday night ****  See you there.

****Note, loads and loads of terms and conditions apply.  See small print in white text below, containing so many caveats, you’d think up was down.   “Jelly-free” does not actually mean there will be no jellyfish.  The use of the word “guarantee” in this context is not intended to convey any guarantee that there won’t be jellyfish and, in fact, an absence of jellies is about as likely as Mr. Lynch getting a call up to the Cork team for the semi-final – minor or senior.   In conclusion – UP THE REBELS 🙂

Hey! Ho! Let’s Go!

The weather is looking kinder for the rescheduled RNLI Myrtleville-Church Bay Swim on Thursday, July 13th at 7.00pm.  While we don’t want to tempt fate, we will anyway… This time, looks like it’ll be a Go.

Enter now on Active.  Click here.

ENTRIES WILL CLOSE (YES, CLOSE AND NOT OPEN AGAIN – EVEN IF YOU JUST FORGOT) AT 13.00 ON WEDNESDAY, JULY 12TH).

Blitzkrieg Bop, courtesy of Johnny, Tommy, Dee Dee and Joey (and no, they didn’t write this song for a fridge ad).   http://www.ramones.com.

Mr. Bean Pants

The following picture was received from Mr. Denison at the weekend.  Clearly under the misapprehension that all sartorial elegance had deserted us in Myrtleville, he proudly shared his pic of the Mr. LL Bean pants he’s ordering for all Sandycovers and suggested we could get an order in next time.  You’re grand, Ned.  Thanks.  Grand.

Ned and Hendrick in their Mr LL Bean plaid-lined pants.

At least we can be thankful that they kept the pants on and didn’t share with us the joy of the matching plaid boxers they might have.  No, I’m not making this up.  It’s from the Mr. Bean (LL Bean) website.

Plaid for Ned.   De Berries, boy, De Berries.

July 4 – Myrtleville Channel Day

Seven (7), yes SEVEN (one more than six (6), that’s SEVEN) Myrtleville Swimmers are going across the English Channel (and back) today.  I don’t think there’s a more important event to be commemorated on July 4 – and I checked with Mr. Bean Pants, Ned Denison – so henceforth, it shall be Myrtleville Day.  

Go Selkies & Audrey.  It’s YOUR day.

Myrtleville Selkies English Channel Relay Team

Audrey Burkley

 

Courtmacsherry Lifeboat Swim, July 29th

From Ray “The Lovely” McArdle (don’t ask – he insists 🙂 )

The 7th Annual Courtmacsherry Lifeboat Swim takes place at Blind Strand, near the picturesque fishing village of Courtmacsherry at noon on Saturday, July 29th. Courtmacsherry is a 45 minute drive from the Bandon Road roundabout.  The swim will be well sign posted from the village.  Please leave plenty of time for parking and registration. The safety briefing will take place at 11.15am.

The swim course starts on the beach at Blind Strand and proceeds anti-clockwise around 2 markers. 

Participants can choose between 1 lap (1.5K) or 2 laps(3K). Swimmers who elect to do 2 laps will run/walk a short distance on the beach prior to starting lap 2. 

The Courtmacsherry volunteers will provide soup and sandwiches for all participants and volunteers.  This year I’m delighted that IT@Cork Skillnet will once again be our main sponsor, providing the first 150 swimmers registered with a generous goody bag.  Really nice gifts inside each one.

Registration this year is again via Active. Click here to enter.

Registration closes on Thursday, July 27th.  Entry fee is €15 online.  If the event maximum of 150 swimmers is not met, I will accept some entries on the day.  On the day fee will be €25 and all proceeds go to the Courtmacsherry Lifeboat.  Swim Ireland membership is not mandatory for this swim. 

If you know of anyone who would like to volunteer to kayak, please have them contact me directly.

Any further updates will be posted on the event web page and emailed to those registered.

I look forward to seeing you for a fun swim on July 29th.

Ray “The Lovely” McArdle (I’m telling ya – he insists).

The Towel – bringing colour to grey lives

Many are the lives which have been immeasurably gladdened by the Hat and, of course, the Towel.  The latest two lucky beneficiaries were Rob Bohane and Ned Denison.  Tired of their grey, goat-ridden existences they strove manfully to break free and join the happy world of the Myrtlevillians.  At first, they were fist-pumpingly delighted with just white. Anything but grey, like their drab T-shirts.

And then one simple reverse and…..joy!  Delight unconfined!  Colour!!

Myrtleville Swimmers.  Spreading happiness and light wherever we go 🙂

Welcome to the bright side, Rob & Ned.