Unfortunately we have to cancel tomorrow’s planned RNLI Myrtleville to Church Bay Swim, due to the bad wind forecast. The revised date is THURSDAY, JULY 13TH AT 7.00 PM.
More details next week on the revised swim.
Unfortunately we have to cancel tomorrow’s planned RNLI Myrtleville to Church Bay Swim, due to the bad wind forecast. The revised date is THURSDAY, JULY 13TH AT 7.00 PM.
More details next week on the revised swim.
A final decision on whether we can proceed on Saturday will be made at 9.00 on Friday morning. We will post that decision here, on Twitter, Facebook and via email to all entrants. Fingers crossed!

Great photo from Siobhan Russell and models reminding us what the swim on June 10th is all about.

Hopefully the weather will be kind. Get entered.
A bit of a problem here. I’m seeking input from the educated masses who populate the beach. I can’t seem to find the correct collective noun for Selkies – and their channel relay team of the same name.
Since there will be a lot of talk about this gang/posse/swarm/tiding/totter/ubiquity/quiver over the next few weeks, I need to get it right.
Diligent research has unearthed gems such as “a party of jays”, “a smack (or smuth) of jellyfish”, “an obstinacy of buffalo”, ” a gam of whales” etc.etc. No Selkies.
I even found the correct collective noun for Sandycovers – “a trip of goats” (no, I didn’t make that up). Still, no Selkies.
Any suggestions, please? In the official team picture below, might they be “a rockful of Selkies”? Or would they be categorised by colour – “a Navy of Selkies”?

Myrtleville Selkies English Channel Relay Team
An early suggestion from Denis Condon that it would be “a langerload of Selkies” was discarded. Valid suggestions only to whatsheonaboutnow@myrtlevilleswimmers.com.
The winning entry gets Selkie autographs at the RNLI Myrtleville-Church Bay swim on June 10. Better enter, or you might miss out.
Only ten days to go. Get entered now on Active.
With a lifetime’s thanks to the other Damian O’Neill – http://www.theundertones.com.
If anyone is available to provide RIB or Kayak support on June 10th for the RNLI Swim, please contact Bernard – lynchcrosshaven@centra.ie.

The sea temp is at 14c+ so even committed poolites should be back in the sea and getting prepared for the RNLI Myrtleville to Church Bay swim on June 10th 😁
Get in and get entered on Active.


There has been some debate lately about safety for swimmers. Specifically, there seems to be a question for some people about who is responsible for the safety of swimmers on ad hoc swims. Not official, organised swims like our RNLI swim, but day to day swims organised online, in person or however.
Very simply, the sea is not our natural environment. Every time we go into it, we – as functioning, responsible, adult individuals – need to think about what we’re doing, where we’re going and how and when we’re getting out. Every time – no matter how long or short your swim is going to be. It is each person’s OWN responsibility to make sure they are safe and comfortable at all times in the sea. Nobody else’s.

If you’re new to the sea, talk to more experienced swimmers who know about the wind, tides and risks in the area where you’re swimming. Arrange to swim with other swimmers and watch out for each other, but don’t ever go further or longer than you yourself are comfortable with. If the sea looks a bit too rough for you – even if other people are in the water – DON’T GO IN. The sea will still be there for another day.
Make your own decisions on your own safety. Don’t just rely on others.
Check the weather forecast – yourself. Don’t just rely on others.
Learn about the tides – yourself. Don’t just rely on others.
Acknowledge that you are responsible for your own safety. You and only you.
For all swimmers it’s a good idea to take the time to read these links, written by some very experienced local swimmers on winds, tides, distances etc:
https://myrtlevilleswimmers.com/routes-and-safety/
Sea swimming is a fantastic way to spend time. Just do it in the full knowledge that every swim has some element of risk and we all individually need to take care to minimise that risk for ourselves as individuals. Swim Safe.
The County Cork Swimmers (plus a bit of Kerry Coastline) Long Distance (5km solo or 20km relay) Open Water Swims List has been updated for May, 2017. Better known as “Ned’s List”, this is managed by Ned Denison – in yet another example of his vast time input into open water swimming administration.
As Ned found he had 2.37 minutes to spare one day, he decided to organise hats for all 10k+ and 10 mile+ swimmers on the list. These are being distributed to the lucky recipients with only 75 more to go, Ned says! Great to fill that spare time, Ned 🙂

Check the list in case your swim is missing, or just to enjoy the huge range of swims undertaken by Corkonians and invited guest Corkonians!
Click on the list here:
County_Cork_plus_some_of_Kerry_Coastline__-_Long_Swims 9 May 2017
There has been so much sheer, unmitigated rubbish posted on this site that it’s hard to imagine that so much of it has been “achieved” in only five years. However, facts never lie (unless they’re fake, alternative or absolutely made up, like most of them on this site) and the first ever post on this site was on 21 May, 2012. It was a gripping list of swim times and an invitation to join our ultra-mod and cool Google Group. Sooooo, á la mode, it was.
What it didn’t have was pictures. The Russell era was still some months from commencing and the few shots we put up that Summer were pretty laughable. So, let’s have a laugh…

Night swimming on Myrtleville Beach.
WTF – you might ask? Seriously, things were bad on the beach back then for life’s young love. True story: there was a young couple on the beach discussing poetry (or something like that) and a fine figure of a man emerged – barely clothed – from the darkness. Tom McCarthy was training for his part in a Channel relay and had decided that his first session to practice night swimming with Bernard Lynch should be captured for posterity. The young poetry lovers were split up while one was forced to take the above pic. You can only imagine what they thought as the two lads headed off into the sea. Maybe they didn’t bother thinking about it and just got back to making poetry. I’d say so.

Another shot of Mr. Lynch at his finest, this time with a different sidekick. This was after a great swim from Crosshaven to Fountainstown and then over to the Dutchman and back. Alan Craughwell took the picture. Alan joined us for part of the swim and I remember looking up and seeing him ahead of me. A bit later, I passed him (I was in a wetsuit, so I used to be able to pass people back then). Shortly after that I looked up and he was well in front again. I caught up again. It was the third time he appeared in front of me that I realised the fecker was grabbing hold of the support kayak, getting a tow past me and then swimming on, saying nothing. Some crack.

The last pic is of one of the strangest visiting swimmers we’ve ever had. Lucky joined us for one night in August 2012 with his owner and they got to meet Mr. Slowey, who had begun training at the beach that Summer. Lucky James. Lucky Duck didn’t come back, unfortunately. Swim standards were too low by duck ratings, I think.
The site was set up in 2012 to share swim times and help to get a group together so that safe swimming was possible and to avoid people having to swimming alone, if they didn’t want to. I think we’ve managed that 🙂