Anyone available to assist with safety support for the RNLI swim on Thursday June 20th at 7pm, please contact Bernard Lynch on zero eight six, two two five seven zero five eight. We would appreciate help from RIBs, kayaks, SUPs etc. We have a great reputation for our safety flotilla and with a large entry expected again this year, all help is very welcome.
Entries are now open for the RNLI swim on Thursday, June 20th at 7.00PM.
This 14th of February, let’s give due homage to the Valentinest Valentine of them all.
Denis. One name – that’s all that’s needed. Like Pele. Bono. Rasputin. Prince. One name – a single word – and everyone knows who you mean. His fame abounds. That one name conjures up the images. Female admirers flock to see him swim. Meet him. Be with him. Warm him, post-swim.
Some use other single words to describe him. Casanova. Charmer. Langer (they’re just jealous fellas, Denis – don’t mind them: it’s seeing the queue for a spin in the Yaris that drives the other men mad).Yes, of course, there are begrudgers. No man with such a magnetic attraction for d’opposite sex could avoid the envy of other, less sensually successful men. As his adoring mnás surround him each day, the other men wonder, “how does he do it”?
How does he have them flock to him, while he loudly laments, “Ye’re all ancient. ‘Tis young wans we want down here, not a load of ould cougars. Young wans, I’m tellin’ye. The rest of ye can bring de buns, though, then go down the slip out of sight of the newer models. We need upgrades around here.”
How does he survive – and thrive? “Treatin dem mean, to keep dem keen, like.” And yet – still they come to pay homage. Feeding him. Lauding him with buns. Amazing. He must have phenomenal pheromones.
Let’s not wonder too much. Let’s just learn from him, lads. Acknowledge and admire him. His is the way, the truth and the light. Follow the path of Denis and the rich Bounties of life will be yours too (or if not Bounties, some nice buns at least). Denis’s Day. One to celebrate. Get up, ya good thing.
It’s a great time of year for planning which swims to enter over the Summer. Some are taking entries already and Carol Cashell is putting the Munster OWS Calendar together (thanks, Carol 🙂 ).
While you’re making your plans, give some thought to helping out at one of the swims. Most swims are very glad to get offers of help – registering, timekeeping, parking, kayaking, boat-support – the list of jobs goes on and as numbers of entrants rise, more volunteers are needed.
Here’s a blast of Canned Heat to get you in the volunteering mood.
All pictures thanks to Siobhan Russell.
As the Turkey Swims drew to a close yesterday, many fantastic prizes had been organised for participants by the intrepid Harris-Cashell team. There were, however, also a few unwanted clothing discards, dumped by whoever had got stuck with them.
Poor Gary Frost was
an unfortunate recipient a lucky winner of a grey animal welfare item t-shirt which he was unbelievably and unreasonably delightfully expected to wear. Ever the gentleman, Gary gamely attempted to put it on – thankful that at least it was in his size, being clearly marked as “L”.
Thankfulness soon turned to confusion as Gary discovered the new sizing scheme being used down West. S, M & L around d’Island now stand for Slight, Mini and Little.
Here’s Gary modelling his Little version – soon to be donated to a worthwhile charity (for sizically-challenged people).
Tuck in over the Christmas, Gary. You’re fading away if you can fit into that size.
Siobhan Russell is fundraising for Marymount Hospice on Christmas morning. All donations appreciated.
The world’s largest, greatest and most superduperest (yes, it’s most bigly a word) Vampire Swim will take place next Saturday at 12.00 on the beach in Myrtleville.
Registration is via email to email@example.com and will be also on the day from 10.30-11.30. No registration number, no swim.
The Safety Briefing is at 11.50 and must be attended by all swimmers.
Be there…if you dare.
For those who don’t access Facebook, this is a really important article from Ned Denison. Please read it.
Time to tell the disturbing stories of the last two Cork swims. There are too many safety issues to summarize – so read to take them all in. The purpose of this story is to EDUCATE the openwater swimming community and IMPROVE going forward:
As with every year and every West Cork openwater swim – the last swimmers arrived late. Perhaps they failed to allow enough time; a few tractors on the road or they failed to count on 20 minutes needed to park, walk to registration, change, drop a bag and walk to the ferries.
The ferries were chartered for specific times so the first swimmers hurried on.
Safety Impact 1: No real safety briefing possible (an abbreviated version for some swimmers)
The time between the first ferry and mass start was at least 20 minutes – thankfully the early morning bitter cold had passed. Some swimmers still haven’t figured out to stay warm before getting wet.
Safety Impact 2: A swimmer cold before the start is more likely to have difficulties in the swim.
The mass start was ok. Because times were not being offered the swimmers safely shuffled forward and started with the fewest possible collisions. The slipway is pretty narrow and a record 300+ swimmers – so the mass start will always involve a difference of at least 1 minute for the first and last swimmer getting wet. There were sufficient ribs/crews and a line of kayaks to keep the swimmers all on one “path” (the best ever in the event’s history > THANKS ALL).
The water was a tiny bit rough but very swimmable. Again, at least 10 swimmers were unable to complete the course even close to the maximum time.
Safety Impact 3: Not able to finish in the maximum time has so many possible safety implications – we’ve added some since the last group message.
The swimmers get cold and tired, the spread of swimmers is too long, injuries possible in trying to pull swimmers, volunteers want to get home and IT DELAYS THE FINAL CHECK OUT PROCESS. It was at least 30 minutes after the maximum time before the last swimmer was checked out. So – more time passes before an alarm can be raised.
The overall tally matched registration – but 3 swimmers numbers were noted as “??” No numbered bags were left to be taken and the organizers relaxed considerably. Because of the late finishes the swimmers were now spread from the showers to cars to pub to 50km down the road in their cars going home. The three missing names were yelled out at the pub and two quickly identified. The last was phoned and phoned and phoned.
Eventually the emergency contact was called (his wife).
Hopefully this last line hit you like a slap across the face.
Yes – “any chance you heard from your husband who was unaccounted for after the swim? But don’t worry one person came out and we didn’t get their number – so pretty sure he is ok somewhere.”
Now is probably not the time to mention that we are always looking for swim organizers…a lot of work and some really horrible tasks.
An hour had passed since the maximum time for the swim passed. The ribs, crews and kayaker were all in (accounted for – yes you need to account for them as well), the RNLI was not called > nobody is searching the water for the missing swimmer.
Then it became known that one swimmer, running late, skipped registration, jumped on the last ferry and swam.
Turn your face for a slap to the other side.
So, the overall count might just be short by 1 – unless of course several folks were running late?
Safety Impact 4: Swimming without registering is stupid, theft, inconsiderate and puts others at risk.
Absolute best practice (as seen in Lee and Sandycove Island Challenge [and some other swims]) is that swimmers are checked thru a gate into the water and back out again. No problem – get another 6 volunteers, hire barriers and try to keep back families at the finish. Perhaps get timing chips and raise the fee by 15 Euro and of course do timed waves and lengthen the time of the entire event and keep swimmers lined up getting cold longer (aaaggghh). And we have to have the swim late in the year when harbour traffic is at a minimum. Perhaps we then fight with swimmers to force them to wear the event cap and lay on two more volunteers to deal with lost caps before the start because once on the Island we can’t imagine successfully telling a swimmer without their cap that they can’t swim.
Still not to late to volunteer to organize an event….
Thankfully the missing swimmer (the one we knew was missing) called in (and spoke to his worried wife). He chose not to finish the swim and got out into a friend’s rib. He was dropped at stairs (correctly the rib didn’t try to come to the finish slipway). He walked to finish but failed to tell the “check-out crew”. He was mortified and apologized.
The person who failed to check in had never paid/registered. They planned to pay/register on the day but were running late and knew another swimmer who had paid and wasn’t coming. Their initial reaction was that it was funny. We are hoping for a change of attitude and considering options from public outing of the name to selective to wide-scale banning. Something MUST happen – it doesn’t end as a joke.
Now – we examine the timing and negative possibilities. If the organizer had called the RNLI 90 minutes after the end of the swim to report a missing swimmer – who died of hypothermia after hanging on to the big green navigational buoy for 2 hours. Or, if a body with number 535 (made up) on their wrist washed up in the morning.
We are trying to run safe events. We need more HELP and for sure we need fewer swimmer avoidable mistakes.
Swimmer organizers Ned Denison and Bernard Lynch have had the experience of FORMALLY DECLARING a missing swimmer. The organizer can’t breathe, the world collapses and you scare EVERYONE despite trying to be matter of fact. The RNLI are called, all swimmers look, crews search the waters/shores and land-based folks look for the missing swimmers. Thankfully the swimmers were ok in these past situations.
Sandycove Island Challenge
So on to the Sandycove Island Challenge the next day. Funneled swimmers to start so best practice checking into the water. The conditions around the back of the island flared up before the swim – so an inside the island course was laid out. A problem however.
Three wetsuit swimmers ran into difficulty doing the first leg to the island. They needed to get into a rib. This took a rib out of the safety system and lowered the safety of all other swimmers. One was sea sick (it can happen – but possibly caused by too little experience in the sea?) and in the opinion of the organizers the other two swimmers would not have been able to complete the entire island swim in even flat calm conditions. Unfortunately, we didn’t record the two names. PLEASE – you will know who you are. PLEASE either get much more experienced or do not enter another similar event – you are putting yourself in danger and lower the increasing the risk for others.
Safety Impact 5: Not being able to swim the advertised conditions is worse than exceeding the maximum allowed time.
In a normal year these two swimmers would have needed a rescue from the water from the back of the island. In almost all respects wetsuits improve safety. The one negative is that the buoyancy/warmth can deceive a swimmer into thinking that a 2k swim is a dawdle.
In the last safety note I encouraged you all to keep a current swim resume. We don’t think these two swimmers ever swam a mile. Interestingly for the Myrtleville > Churchbay 2k swim the organizers “invite” swimmers who must be vouched for by one of 8 named swimmers based on recent openwater swimming appearance. It is their top safety measure and rigidly enforced. Easy to understand how they arrived at that position.
Folks – please take a minute to re-read the safety impact lines. Please try NOT to contribute to one of these safety issues in the future.
The 2019 RNLI Myrtleville to Church Bay 2km open water swim will take place on Thursday, June 20th, 2019 at 7.00 pm.
Entries will be online and will open early in 2019.
If for safety reasons June 20th has to be postponed, the back-up date is Thursday, July 4th, 2019 at 6.30 pm. If this date can not proceed, there will be no event in 2019 and all entry fees will be donated to the RNLI.
From Brian O’Shea
The Ardgroom Swim 2018 is taking place this Sunday August 5th at 2 pm in Glenbeg Lake, Ardgroom on the Beara peninsula.
Enter on the Prime Events website (link below) – entry fee is €10.
I have just registered for the Ardgroom Swim 2018 Why not join me…
Swimmer registration on the day is in Harrington’s Cafe, Ardgroom between 12 pm and 1pm.
Results will be announced in The Village Inn, Ardgroom around 5 pm.
For more information and latest news, keep an eye on the Ardgroom Swim 2018 Facebok page.
If you or any kayakers you know would like to volunteer to provide safety cover, please email me at ArdgroomSwim@hotmail.com.