They seek him here…..

….they seek him there.  Having taken Christmas off from fighting crime, local officers finally came to put the long arm of the law on Denis Cregan-Condon.  They’ll need to get longer arms if they’re going to catch that slippery character.  A passerby snatched these photos of the master of crime sneaking out his surplus stock, while the sheriffs searched in vain for the cowboy in the sand.

Open water, sea swimming in Cork, Ireland.

Cregan-Condon: stock sneaking.

Spotting the camera, the conman laughed shamelessly as he scarpered.

Open water, sea swimming in Cork, Ireland.

Cregan-Condon: Shameless Scarper Snickering.

How long can he remain at large, while taunting the authorities and flaunting his wealth with a new DryRobe for every day of the week?  Somehow, he always seems to be one step ahead.

Open water, sea swimming in Cork, Ireland.

The Harris Shower company – how does Cregan-Condon always seems to know their plans?

Remember, get your tip-offs in to iwannaswimwithmrfinbarr@gmail.com.

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