Peaceful Patso Protest attacked by Myrtle Maniac

In a worrying escalation of the Patso vs. Myrtle campaign, Patso supporters were attacked at the weekend, while lawfully expressing their support for “The Furry One”.

Two campaigners – identified locally as “Marie de nurse” and “yer man, Kieran”, were handing out copies of the Patso Manifesto on Saturday morning, to the huge crowds of regular Myrtleville swimmers.

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According to eye-witnesses, what happened next was shocking.  The Patso supporters were subjected to a violent attack by at least one highly-vocal Myrtle-ite.  “She came at them outta nowhere – screaming like a banshee she was, like a banshee!”  The attacker was swiftly removed from the scene, but a passing photographer (she passes that place a lot) caught the event on camera and charges may be pending.  

Image redacted to protect Anne Sheehy's identity.

Image redacted to protect Anne Sheehy’s identity.

The attacker is a known associate of the Cregan-Condon crime family and locals now fear an escalation in the campaign from both sides. We will monitor and report developments exclusively here.

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