I think we all knew there might be some potential for confusion if the pictures of “lots of flesh and some people in rubber suits” were to be touted on the web, but it was amazing to discover in the Examiner on Saturday that we are, in fact, Property Porn.

David McWilliams says that “property pornographers peddle lifestyle fetishes to the middle classes”.  So, not just a porn site, we’re a fetish site too!  Incredible.  Apparently, promoting the aspirational lifestyle of the Myrtleville Swimmer adds value to properties. You think I’m making this up?

Selling the aspirational lifestye of the Myrtleville Swimmer.

Text a bit small?  Here’s the most important part.

Just in case you missed our bit.

Lifestyles of the idle rich – that’s us.  They must have Denis Cregan-Condon in mind. I wonder what our cut from the sale will be?  Enough for a night out in Bunny’s and The Pine Lodge, surely 🙂