To judge by the photos being released, the Boy Scouts and Girl Guides of Myrtleville went on a lovely scenic trip to Killary last weekend and had a quiet, relaxing time.  No drinking, carousing or who knows what – skinny dipping maybe?   No, no.  None of that carry on.  Here are the sanitised images currently on release….

Fine healthy specimens – before the night out.

The event itself looked fantastic, but nobody’s interested in the swim.  I’m not anyway.  They moved their angelic smiles and best behaviour indoors after the swim.

Butter wouldn’t melt…..but telltale bottles appearing.

And then…….Nothing.  Nada.  No action.  All off to bed early.  Just one picture to indicate the truth.

The only halfway truthful picture released. Denis breaks out the handbag and joins Ros in full voice.

We know the truth is out there.  Someone SHOULD release the pictures.  None of this “what goes on tour” stuff for the swimmers.  Rewards are available – or at least, I won’t comment on the people who give me the pictures.  Go on, you know you want to……