Denis was delighted with the response to his call for support for Daniel. He mentioned that Caitriona (otherwise known as the Inspector of Weights and Measures) was already seeing results. Keep up the cheerleading, everyone.
Of course, this type of endeavour is fraught with difficulty and temptations. Everywhere you turn, people are saying “sure a biscuit would do you no harm….” or “you’ll have a few chips with that, go on, go on…”. Beware, Daniel, underminers are everywhere. Look at this one, for example – Jess the Temptress….
Stay strong, Daniel. You have your supporters. B.A. Richardson, says she’ll lamp anyone who gets in the way of your goals. B.A. Baracus wouldn’t stand a chance.
It was also great to see that Daniel recognises everyone could do with a little help in defying the march of time. He’s slathering on the Ageless Beauty Lotion (“designed for the sensitive man”) to complement his reductional measurement programme.
What an inspiration to his followers everywhere. (Does anyone in Barnsley read this stuff – I wonder what they’d think?). I reckon there’s a media career in the offing here. Maybe a column in The Carrigdhoun – “Ask Daniel – How to Improve your Life, the Barnsley Way”. Siobhan might get him in there – she’s huge in all those media circles.. #GODANIEL