There will be a new stock of the world’s most desirable stocking fillers, Myrtleville Swimmers hats, in Centra Crosshaven before Christmas. Yellow, White, in demand and international. The supplier has promised delivery in about ten days.
I got you another present, Angela..
Pat’s Hat on Ironman training in Mallorca – I think that’s a yellow hat blowing away in the background.
Fair enough, he’s holding up the Hat, but it might as well be two fingers – ‘I’m on the beach in Floriday, Nah, Nah, Na, Na, Nah’
Myrtleville Swimmers 
I feel enough naff novelty items end up in charity shops at this time of year and wouldn’t want to contribute to the tat problem… xxxx your buddy in Sandycove xxxx
(but how cute is my Dad???)
I’m approving this comment for publication, with reservations. However, I was asking for it when I used Mr. Harris’s picture.