It’s that time of year when eBay handles the disposal of mountains of unwanted crap handed over as Christmas gifts. To highlight one listing – the “seller” is offering to pay anyone who’ll come and take away an item that mysteriously landed in his wife’s present pile. It’s hideous – even the dog isn’t happy to have it as bedding. What a load of goat shite.

Goats????? Get it off me!!! Call the CSPCA!!!