Some of you may recall the efforts to encourage swimmers away from the heaven that is Myrtleville and into “fresh” water. These efforts were thwarted, but now a new challenge has emerged. Under the guise of offering an opportunity to swim on those rare days that the SE winds make Myrtleville “challenging”, a number of bad hombres and mnás are seeking to lure unsuspecting swimmers to “the back beach” in a secret location (over in Fountainstown).
They make ludicrous claims like “no swimming in Myrtleville until December” and issue the siren call of “join us for a feed at the back beach”. This is being done on a day when Myrtleville looks like this…….
Don’t be fooled! Don’t go down that “back beach” road. The rogue splinter group appear to be led by a shadowy, anonymous figure known only as “Daniel Swagrzyk, formerly of Barnsley, now living in Fountainstown”. How we’re supposed to identify him from that limited information, I just don’t know.
Be strong, Swimmers. Resist the cake calls. Stay close to home in beautiful Myrtleville. The “back beach”? There be dragons.